_____________________________________________________________ ---- word biscuit ---- -- 4000 woodchucks edition -- 08-18-96 - ray heinrich ______________________________________________________________ i'm way behind on my mail, sorry (you know who you are). -ray < remember the eggplant > i found this note today: the tax forms from last year are in the blue file cabinet in a folder marked "to do #7" and this one: remember the eggplant and don't forget to call kathy - - - < only enough time > for a few quick words - - - < after you left > blue me and one of my socks green the other sock yellow the stamp on the letter orange i ate it red the bell pepper and the tomatoes that i'm cutting up for a salad orange the carrots yellow the onions green the cucumber and the lettuce blue the blue cheese dressing and me - - - < first contact > the alien ship looked exactly like a head there were two ports that glowed where the eyes should be and an entry-way like a small mouth that even talked and told me to hide the knife and the hacksaw - - - < 4000 woodchucks > no termites - - - < 4000 woodchucks > pinocchio keep lying - - - < 4000 woodchucks > i'm not leaving my cold shower - - - < 4000 beavers > no woodchucks - - - < 4000 poets > - - - _______________________________________________________________ and all this stuff is (C) 1996 ray heinrich. you have my permission to copy it and post it as long as it doesn't involve charging money (kinda redundant, after all, it IS poetry), not part of any pro-republican campaign literature, and you include: "(C) 1996 ray heinrich - comments welcome send to: ray@vais.net"